Chuck Norris eats Wheaties and the dreams of little children for Breakfast
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Chuck Norris eats Wheaties and the dreams of little children for Breakfast
Chuck Norris' penis is the drill that pierces the heavens!
chuck Norris does not punch you in the face he punches you in your soon to be crater.
chuck norris once pissed in an empty can that people now know as redbull
These are Fan-Freaking-Tastic!
Chuck Norris is the only one that has used the Shiki Fujin twice--He punches his way out of its stomach each time.
Chuck Norris has leased himself to Blackbeard and resides in his "darkness". That's why everything that he absorbs comes out destroyed or gravely injured.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris always has to be calm to not make the apocalypse, so he takes analgesics but the Maya's calculated that the stock will end in 2012.