chuck norris's eyes have been known to cause miscarage in pregnant women
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chuck norris's eyes have been known to cause miscarage in pregnant women
If bitten by a zombie, Chuck norris doesn't become a zombie. However, if bitten by Chuck Norris, a zombie can be truly revived...For about five seconds before Chuck roundhouse-kicks their head off for biting him in the first place.
Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
lol...good one JUiCE ~Ivory XD
jesus turned water into wine but chuck norris can turn crap into diamonds
Aizen was planning on staying in SS for a little longer, but because of news that chuck norris was coming, he changed his plans.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom.
Chuck Norris's fight with Bruce Lee gave the moon its craters. LOL!
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
A volcanoe erupts every time Chuck Norris farts.