Have you ever?

nope.

have you ever gotton hit in the balls?

yeah and it was the most painful experience i ever had.

have you ever been hit by a car?

No

have you ever hit in the face with a pie?

no.

have you ever drunk water?

ah yeah

have your ever drunk your own urine?

no

have you ever been outside of your home country?

yes plenty of times

have your ever cursed while in church?

yes.

have you ever watched hentai?

yeah

have you ever been caught watching porn by your parents

No....................
have you ever been cut up by your bi polar EX-GF