So, I went to the supermarket a few days back. You know, just stocking up on some random things. When it comes time to purchase some toilet paper, I make a bold decision. To save a bit of coin, I decide to go with one-ply. I mean, pirates sailed the oceans and barbarians roamed the earth before the invention of two-ply. Surely I could handle such a simple transition?
I'd like to take this time to get on my knees and personally thank the inventor of two-ply toilet paper. Your achievement is not lost on this ignorant soul.
On a completely unrelated note, I'd also like to give my whole-hearted thanks to the creator of soap.
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