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Release Notes: Starting this week, I will be listing the previous weeks comments that have brought me the most pleasure...you know, the kind of pleasure found only in a bottle of petroleum jelly...The inaugural winner of the nameless trophy made out of aluminum, tin foil, and glitter goes to Madrona for the following comment:

No, no. It shows the strength of your man tears.

For next week, I'd like an answer and brief explanation for your reasoning to the following question that has plagued mankind since the invention of the rubber band:

ninja > pirate

or

pirate > ninja

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f!sh_n_ch!ps
f!sh_n_ch!ps on June 27th, 2008 at 8:07:09 AM UTC 1st?
Thanx guysss!! :D:D
vidzey
vidzey on June 27th, 2008 at 8:09:55 AM UTC thanks, binktopia team!.
ub96
ub96 on June 27th, 2008 at 8:18:13 AM UTC PIRATES > ninja

mainly because pirates are bad ass and go ARRRR
ninjas just don't talk much....
1KSuns
1KSuns on June 27th, 2008 at 8:18:31 AM UTC Pirate > Ninja.
fxu
fxu on June 27th, 2008 at 8:18:54 AM UTC ninja > pirate

and that's the end of it.

Pirates can't see the ninjas coming. Deadly mother fuckers, I tell ya.

I was attacked by a ninja once, but since I'm a ninja myself, I kicked him in the face and sent him flying.
ryacine
ryacine on June 27th, 2008 at 8:26:37 AM UTC Thank you so much guys, you're the best.
Zen-X
Zen-X on June 27th, 2008 at 8:26:59 AM UTC thanks!
loke
loke on June 27th, 2008 at 8:28:43 AM UTC more glee D::
ayaycieru
ayaycieru on June 27th, 2008 at 8:29:13 AM UTC sweet..
Kassiopoeia
Kassiopoeia on June 27th, 2008 at 8:35:50 AM UTC Ninja > pirate.

Because as awesome as pirates are, they can't make duplicates of themselves, walk up walls or spit out fireballs.

Thanks for the release!
sexypancake
sexypancake on June 27th, 2008 at 8:48:45 AM UTC Yaaaaaaay! Thanks for posting. Is it just me, or did it seem like a heck of a lot didn't happen in that chapter. Mucho short. Oh well, ninja > pirates, cuz as cool as pirates are, I'll bet anything that ninjas bathe more, haha. Plus ninjas are just plain hotter, more physically fit and stuff....

But anyway, yay for the end of the little Bleach flashbacks. They rotted my brain with their OMGwtf-ness. I'm happy for the starting up of the storyline.

And of course, thanks again for posting! Binktopia is the best!
stayclean
stayclean on June 27th, 2008 at 8:52:55 AM UTC Pirates > Ninjas

Because ninjas don't have wenches
alphascan718
alphascan718 on June 27th, 2008 at 8:54:42 AM UTC WOW thanks
MangaThief
MangaThief on June 27th, 2008 at 9:03:14 AM UTC ninja > pirate
ninjutsu > normal melee
thanks ...and ...can i ask for mirror? ...sendspace's ...since i can't download using direct right now ..
Kirrin
Kirrin on June 27th, 2008 at 9:07:59 AM UTC MEEEEE>pirates=ninja

Cause i WIN
lotus7
lotus7 on June 27th, 2008 at 9:21:03 AM UTC yeah... ninja's may be deadly killing machines...

but pirates... shit, pirates have way more fun. think about it, if you're a ninja, what do you do, kill some people, maybe some meditation for a few hours a day. sounds boring. if you're a pirate, you get drunk with rum and ale, maybe loot a few ports, have your way with some wenches, and to cap off a hard day, you can eat a big piece of well cooked meat with a huge knife along with some more rum. couldn't get manlier and more awesome than that.
jIIn
jIIn on June 27th, 2008 at 9:31:20 AM UTC Thanks a lot. :)

Ninja > Pirate
Because when the pirates are drunk at night, the ninjas attack. (although the pirates got cool beards ;))
Arhazivory
Arhazivory on June 27th, 2008 at 9:42:25 AM UTC Arigatou!

Now...ummm....pirate > ninja, simply because it's a career that never dies. Pirates are still giving governments worldwide a run for their money, but no one knows where the hell the ninjas are. ^_^
gin0va
gin0va on June 27th, 2008 at 9:44:45 AM UTC PIRATES > FUCKIN NINJAS :D
GhostHell
GhostHell on June 27th, 2008 at 10:20:31 AM UTC Arigato Gozaimushta :P
Ninja > Pirate
'Cuz Ninjas can use Hijitsu and kick the Pirates arses no matter how much steroids the pirates take :D
cool_graffiti
cool_graffiti on June 27th, 2008 at 10:25:17 AM UTC finally come to this after a long flashback.,arigato bink!!
gin0va
gin0va on June 27th, 2008 at 10:25:41 AM UTC Pirates will always own ninja, they have devil fruits! HAR HAR
Dragon04
Dragon04 on June 27th, 2008 at 10:45:49 AM UTC pirates
huntermrb
huntermrb on June 27th, 2008 at 10:49:44 AM UTC thanks woot!!
Jackjai
Jackjai on June 27th, 2008 at 10:56:49 AM UTC thanks guys

ninja > pirate because...it was first choice :p
AniG
AniG on June 27th, 2008 at 10:58:38 AM UTC woot, thanks guyz.

In response to your question:
Pirate > ninja
BECAUSE
Pirates can put themselves on fire.
Ninja's cant catch you if you're on fire!
Darthozzan
Darthozzan on June 27th, 2008 at 11:21:32 AM UTC ninja > pirate. Easily, because ninjas are just way cooler. They're masters of deception and awesome assassins, whereas pirates have scurvy and look really bad. Also ninjas have straight up gangsta swords, pirates have ugly sables or rapiers usually :/
Dessembrae
Dessembrae on June 27th, 2008 at 11:24:27 AM UTC awsome ^^ thanks
bbobjs
bbobjs on June 27th, 2008 at 11:26:23 AM UTC Well One Piece > Naruto so...

Pirate > Ninja
CcROAWR
CcROAWR on June 27th, 2008 at 11:32:47 AM UTC WHOO! thanks a lot binktopia! your hard work is always appreciated by all of us!
Vaane
Vaane on June 27th, 2008 at 11:45:08 AM UTC But where do the ninja-pirate hybrids come into the equation?

"ARRR, WE BE PLUNDERING FROM THE SHADOWS!"
Darkdawn
Darkdawn on June 27th, 2008 at 11:48:52 AM UTC It's quite simple:
One Piece > Naruto
Pirates > Ninja

Pirates are cooler anyway and are in groups, while ninja are lonely coward.
CcROAWR
CcROAWR on June 27th, 2008 at 12:00:18 PM UTC for your question... id say...
pirate > ninja: they have lots of *ching ching* and have awesome fashion sense.
ninjas in bright orange jumpsuits dont really make me think that they're very smart...
hirako
hirako on June 27th, 2008 at 12:03:43 PM UTC thx guys but i loke both of them >.<
Se3D03
Se3D03 on June 27th, 2008 at 12:15:53 PM UTC Tnx for the release guys.

P I R A T E > ninja..................

Even if ninjas are form japan, over there
One Piece is more famous than Naruto!!! lol

nuff said
kartrak
kartrak on June 27th, 2008 at 12:18:17 PM UTC thanks
Se3D03
Se3D03 on June 27th, 2008 at 12:18:53 PM UTC Tnx for the release guys.

P I R A T E > ninja..................

Even if ninjas are from japan, over there
One Piece is more famous than Naruto!!! lol

nuff said
tamala
tamala on June 27th, 2008 at 12:24:11 PM UTC More powers on your end Binktopia Team, Mabuhay!!!
Rezo
Rezo on June 27th, 2008 at 12:35:01 PM UTC pirates > ninja simply because they're worldwide =)
-D-
-D- on June 27th, 2008 at 1:03:28 PM UTC does this whole Pirates vs Ninjas thing has anything to do with Bink's releases? or is it something nonsensical brought upon by a bout of boredom and curiousity?
StarlaBlaise
StarlaBlaise on June 27th, 2008 at 1:06:57 PM UTC Thanks a lot!
THORAXE
THORAXE on June 27th, 2008 at 1:07:25 PM UTC HIYAH!THANKS A BUNCH!
NINJA>PIRATES
BCUS THORAXE SAYS SO!
BOW DOWN MORTAL!
MUHAHAHAHA!
jamaicanmonkey
jamaicanmonkey on June 27th, 2008 at 1:16:07 PM UTC Ninjas and pirates agree,
COWBOYS SUCK!
vjiuvoc
vjiuvoc on June 27th, 2008 at 1:24:04 PM UTC PIRATES>ninjas

'cause if you run with your upper body bent slightly forward while your arms are being left behind, and if you call other people "datebayo!", you'll look like a dork.

but you can shout "GARRR!" in the streets any time. ^_^
diverius
diverius on June 27th, 2008 at 1:42:28 PM UTC thanks for the scan...

btw .. both sucks cause shinigami will pwns alll lol....
kurenaikai
kurenaikai on June 27th, 2008 at 2:29:42 PM UTC ninja > pirate

being a ninja takes time ans skill to perfect the art but by simply stealing something you are already a pirate
Siktir_Lan
Siktir_Lan on June 27th, 2008 at 2:43:46 PM UTC LOL cant wait for nxt week comment on that
Kraker2k
Kraker2k on June 27th, 2008 at 2:47:03 PM UTC Badass Pirates > Emo Ninjas
Catalyst27
Catalyst27 on June 27th, 2008 at 3:09:42 PM UTC Ninja vs Pirate

Mutual extinction is the answer...
Crimson_King
Crimson_King on June 27th, 2008 at 3:38:08 PM UTC Pirate>ninja since guns>ninja and pirates have guns :D
streetbum
streetbum on June 27th, 2008 at 3:46:42 PM UTC Pirates.

No matter how fast a human is they can't outrun a bullet.
FallenMind
FallenMind on June 27th, 2008 at 3:58:06 PM UTC Thank you!
ninja>pirate 'cause ninja's can go all stealthy and creep in the darkXD
NPG
NPG on June 27th, 2008 at 4:09:26 PM UTC Pirates >>> Ninja.

Ninjas are emo.
acid_neon
acid_neon on June 27th, 2008 at 4:10:49 PM UTC Ninja > Pirate
Coz Ninja can use copy ninjutsu ^^
They can make copy of himself and make a army of Pirate !
Pirate just a drunk dummy ^^
^__^"
Bloodkay
Bloodkay on June 27th, 2008 at 4:14:47 PM UTC Ninja > Pirate

Because wtf is an "Ass-Ninja"?
bleachigo051690
bleachigo051690 on June 27th, 2008 at 4:15:03 PM UTC pirate > ninja. narutard shitppuuden is not ninja. where did you see ninjas wearing colorful clothes and doing magic tricks like a clown (narutard) or wearing like a plumber(kakashit) or a military (rocklee). pirate is stronger than ryu hayabusa: real ninja not a clown like narutard.
Jorix3
Jorix3 on June 27th, 2008 at 4:53:40 PM UTC i say: captain planet > (ninja + pirate)
jester
jester on June 27th, 2008 at 4:54:38 PM UTC thanks you'll never fail to deliver on time and with great quality .
Madrona
Madrona on June 27th, 2008 at 5:02:05 PM UTC The shiny! Oh I love it!
Thanks for the quick release!
billyinter
billyinter on June 27th, 2008 at 5:11:13 PM UTC thank's....
aoizora
aoizora on June 27th, 2008 at 5:13:28 PM UTC Thanks Binkie.

Ninjas > Pirates.

Pirates do not have the ability to steal panties without alerting the whole neighborhood.
dgknight500
dgknight500 on June 27th, 2008 at 5:23:41 PM UTC Pirates > ninjas, cause they get 2 kinds of booty :)
vinhdi
vinhdi on June 27th, 2008 at 5:32:24 PM UTC GUYS GUYS

what about...

PIRATE NINJAS!?? you wont see the cannons that kill you! or HEAR them! xD
HASJ
HASJ on June 27th, 2008 at 5:36:10 PM UTC Pirates > Ninjas

Sasuke ruined it for me.
AVagrantIsI
AVagrantIsI on June 27th, 2008 at 6:22:11 PM UTC Ninja > Pirate

Because only a Ninja can drop fecal matter from a plane and kill a pirate in the middle of the ocean (Dr.McNinja Issue 10 pgs 44-45). Also, only a ninja has ever punched out a raptor (Dr.McNinja Issue 3 pg. 4).
Mao
Mao on June 27th, 2008 at 6:41:42 PM UTC Thank you!
Superlycan
Superlycan on June 27th, 2008 at 7:52:08 PM UTC thanks
SilentNN
SilentNN on June 27th, 2008 at 8:11:48 PM UTC Obviously, this is not a question of ninja or pirate, but a question of what else for them to assimilate. Ninjapiratezombierobot, anyone?

And thanks for the release.
Cerulan
Cerulan on June 27th, 2008 at 9:19:18 PM UTC ninja. because they can "ninja poof!" out of no where and anywhere
baboo
baboo on June 27th, 2008 at 9:23:31 PM UTC Obviously Pirates > Ninjas

to become a ninja U just need to create clones, walk on walls or create hurricane

to become a pirate U need to download the Cd of Avril Lavigne and TO LISTEN IT !
deshwitat000
deshwitat000 on June 27th, 2008 at 10:24:20 PM UTC ninja > pirate

because im playing ninja gaiden and i wont touch the pirates of the Caribbean one.
kachakou
kachakou on June 27th, 2008 at 10:54:57 PM UTC thanks :D
Agung
Agung on June 27th, 2008 at 11:00:06 PM UTC pirates>ninjas

I mean, who wants to live by rules deemed by society?
KrazyDawg
KrazyDawg on June 28th, 2008 at 12:29:04 AM UTC Great work as always. Thanks.

Ninja > Pirate

Ninjas can use the harem no jutsu and kage bunshin in combination. No pirate can resist.
ladypan23
ladypan23 on June 28th, 2008 at 2:03:04 AM UTC Ummm...they both dress funny anyway so...
ninja = pirate.

Thanks again!
hofan20th
hofan20th on June 28th, 2008 at 2:47:41 AM UTC thanks...
Ste11a
Ste11a on June 28th, 2008 at 4:46:41 AM UTC Thanks!
xstrike_9999
xstrike_9999 on June 28th, 2008 at 6:18:47 AM UTC wheres the mankai version!!!!!!!!??
darkauras
darkauras on June 28th, 2008 at 6:18:50 AM UTC Pirates win hands down. They have guns, swords and pirate ships, and they have flags, how much better does it get.
By the way, any one intrested in seeing the best pirates vs nijas debate needs to youtube pirates vs ninjas, and after that take the time to watch it's amazing sequal
Pirates vs Ninjas 2: the curse of chuck norris. You will not be dissapointed.
vindo
vindo on June 28th, 2008 at 6:32:50 AM UTC Pirates > Ninjas

Mugiwara's are better than Naruto's

period. end of story.
phudinhcao4
phudinhcao4 on June 28th, 2008 at 7:21:49 AM UTC 80 comment ? OMG, mine is 81...
fng128
fng128 on June 28th, 2008 at 9:31:32 AM UTC Ninja = pirate < Chuck Norris
thescreamingweasel
thescreamingweasel on June 28th, 2008 at 10:49:10 AM UTC ninja>pirate man, i mean wtf can a pirate do if he cant even see the ninja. thats right, get owned
nix632
nix632 on June 28th, 2008 at 1:18:39 PM UTC PIRATE>NINJA
Ninjas can walk on water but they don't have ships.
Pedes
Pedes on June 28th, 2008 at 3:11:26 PM UTC ninjapirates? :3

ninja > pirate.
Way of thinking: Ninja can always become a pirate. Tough chance for a pirate to become ninja.
Ametatsu
Ametatsu on June 28th, 2008 at 4:55:49 PM UTC Piratical ninjas, of course
olimpia1029
olimpia1029 on June 29th, 2008 at 2:57:20 AM UTC thanx guys this good stuff
lotus7
lotus7 on June 29th, 2008 at 7:55:35 AM UTC this debate is easily settled...

we have international talk like a pirate day. do we have international act like a ninja day? hell no.

debate over :P
slimpickins
slimpickins on June 29th, 2008 at 9:40:10 AM UTC Ninjas>Pirates
Face it, there aint too many chicks on pirate ships, and when there is, chances are they got a beard, huge moles, or are so large they disturb the gravity around them and probably a few diseases you wouldn't want to catch. Least ninja chicks got great outfits, not to mention that if youre a ninja you can be the ultimate peeping tom. Cause everyone loves them a stalker. stalkers=love. And im sure a a ninja will say arrg when he's gettin down, so there goes that argument. =)
chiiiii
chiiiii on June 29th, 2008 at 9:41:52 AM UTC thanks!

you guys rock! :D
abcdefghijkLOL
abcdefghijkLOL on June 29th, 2008 at 5:15:50 PM UTC One Piece > Naruto.
Kergash
Kergash on June 29th, 2008 at 6:17:51 PM UTC Ninja > Pirate anyday. They can sneak around the corners like a cookie in the wind, whereas the pirates will just go around humming "arr harr" etc, getting their scarf and giant beard in their face. Ninja's forever mon'!

Also, thanks for the awesome scans and stuff!
battousai-x
battousai-x on June 30th, 2008 at 11:32:30 AM UTC wah ... thankx to all . .
love binktopia ..
Amatersu
Amatersu on June 30th, 2008 at 9:40:54 PM UTC pirate>ninja

ninjas get no booty.
zidane21ps
zidane21ps on July 1st, 2008 at 8:20:07 PM UTC crazy shit, nearly 100 comments,
that's all your "fault" babo...

with that ninja/pirates stuff...

my opinion:
ninja > pirates...
Naruto < One Piece
Wednesday
Wednesday on July 7th, 2008 at 11:34:13 AM UTC Ninja >= pirate

3pirate + .5ninja = ninja

solve for ninja


....damnit damnit DAMNIT DAMNIT!?! Why did I stay up all night reading manga?!
Ratey
Ratey on January 4th, 2009 at 8:22:14 PM UTC Thx man